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REVMOTOGO@AOL.COMWho is Reverend Mother?
Phyllis Lee Contestable (Phyl, to her friends) is a walking sit-com! Her life story would easily generate a made for TV mini-series. Her mother insists that it all began with “patty cake-patty cake”.
Bio Highlights:
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The 11th Commandment is…
Thou Shalt LIGHTEN UP!
Spiritually Fractured, Outrageously Irreverent, Warmly Wacky, Devilishly Delightful ..
She puts the ZEN in Senior CitiZEN
THE REVEREND MOTHER! aka NUNSENSE (80’s off b’way musical)
Over 60? You’ll GET IT!..If not then it’s like watching a Black and White Virtual CARTOON!
A curious mix of J-Lo and Mrs. Doubtfire in a nun’s habit (circa 1950’s!) picture it!..3 twelve-inch rulers dangling from her waist on Mardi Gras rosary beads…
a dubious authority on everything,… she mumbles and tumbles thru colloquial expressions and current issues…
It’s clear to all she has no idea what she’s talking about!
Since 1989, The Reverend Mother has Internationally ROASTED and humiliated thousands of retired Corporate Execs, Bridal Couples of every persuasion, Grouchy Grandmas, Class Reunions, Religious Leaders, Atheists, City/Gov’t officials and noted Celebrities (Michael Keaton at his brother’s Birthday party!)
SHE’S NOT ABOUT RELIGION…Lord knows she loves the Protestants, the Jews and those FARC’S (Fallen away Roman catholics).. riddled with Catholic Guilt!..No one is exempt or excused from the discerning eye and searing tongue of The Reverend Mother!
She will leave you a whimpering second grader standing in the corner waste basket.
Sister Dementia warns…DON’T CROSS HER or she’ll threaten to slap the liver right outta ya or ductape you to the cloak room door!
Just say “yes, Sister, bow your head and move on!
Buckle your Seat belt.
Reverend Mother
(Phyl Contestable)
Reverend Mother
NUNSENSE fame